Catch Seth at the Manning Bar in Sydney on Thursday, April 3rd.
Supporting him will be Melbourne rising star Bam Bam.
Limited tickets are available from http://manningbar.oztix.com.au/?Event=41140
Science, yeah science is amazing, but not to me though cause I am sick of waiting. I’ve been patient. I really have. I’ve been reasonable, now it’s time to say what I’ve needed to.
Dear Science, cheers for the iPods, whitegoods, yeah, thank you for the cyborgs. Top work on the light bulb that was quite cool - but where’s my hoverboard?
I mean I know you’ve been busy, but no hoverboards just seems a bit piss weak. I gotta brand new computer & a big screen. I guess Back To The Future was a dick tease, Geez & I cant be the only one or maybe everyone forgot but I am holding on, the hovercraft was a solid start shoulda stuck with it hoverboard, where the fuck is it?
Robots doing jobs that we don’t want. Botox women looking more like robots. It’s so odd everybody’s getting nose jobs looking more like aliens with our clothes off. Hold up, I just had a new thought. What if UFO’s are just us from the future coming back in time to sight see, or might be to snatch women? Tell em’ to bring some hoverboards back with em’
When I was a kid I nearly threw a fit I gotta skateboard(shit), I was furious
like…what’s the deal? What the hell my sposed to do with this?
It’s got wheels, yeah I can’t gleam the cube with this?
Science’ll sort it out hopefully
I don’t wanna roll along the ground like a nobody.
I wanna soar upon a board made of pure science.
I am still saving up my dollars for a hoverboard.
You can take a jet pack when the jets packed a rocket with a chest strap seems like a death trap so…. forget that, just gimme the damn hoverboard & I won’t have to do another monologue.
The other day I drew a little rough design on a serviette so now all you have to do is make it work & shit. Just get some magnets & a piece of wood & glue em on but I’m not trying to tell you people how to do your job. Just keep the drawings & I’ll be back in the morning to check whether you’re dawdling you’re sure to win awards for it. The most awesomest idea since the Delorian be sure to try to make one to travel over water with & yeah I thought I saw ‘em on ‘Beyond 2000’ , I’m pretty sure that we’re beyond that now man. I know I’m rambling but fucking hell science I just want a hoverboard before I’m too old to ride it
They bombarding us with long articles about the Hadron collider trying to find the god particle & everybody’s arguing about whether or not to clone people or keep it to farm yard animals, shit.
Double ‘em up triple ‘em fuck the discipline grab a bunch of rabbits & slap all the lipstick on them you want yeah! Maybe some high heels to match that’s what playing god is for….hoverboard
I just wanna let you know you let me down
When I was just a kid at a tender age
I was thinking bout tomorrow & them better days but now
I just wanna let you know you let me down
I’m pretty sure she said something like “Seth you don’t listen enough”
I said “yeah, maybe you’re right - I can’t help it my mind drifts off & I’m not really here anymore but I’ll try”.
She said, “While we’re here on the subject, I wanna know why you haven’t grown up yet”.
I said “Don’t be upset, but I really didn’t hear a fucking word that you just said”.
They said I’m disconnected. That’s cool my friends are too though.
Can’t hear a word you’re saying. We watch it all just float away.
I see ‘em all coming my way & now they wanna take my time
I could tell ‘em what’s on my mind or I could just float away
I am a boy in a bubble. I am a boat in a bottle.
I would love to be here right now but I’m not. I am anywhere else.
I am gone.
They live life like there aint no tomorrow. I live life like there aint no today.
All around me they beg, steal, borrow, as they quarrel I just float away.
I am gone.
Ground control to Major Tom, you can’t keep being weird pal.
I’m a grown up yeah, I gotta beard now.
I gotta job now. I gotta roster gots to make the boss proud.
He said, “When you’re done cleaning glasses make sure that you mop & the bar’s swept”.
I said, “Don’t be upset, but I really didn’t hear a fucking word that you just said”.
Hey yo I never really felt like I know much about being grown up, I am hopeless.
Highschool I would hang with the stoners, yeah I guess it prolly takes one to know one.
I still spend a lot of time on my lonesome & money’s still tight can you loan some.
They say I’m disconnected, yeah I just might be but all my friends are just like me.
Told a girl I wanted to be a rapper.
Made her laugh she told me I was a crack up.
We were sitting on the grass in backyard next day faded drinking wine from a jam jar.
I said, “I don’t have the keys to a car yet, but I gotta bag of weed & a sunset”.
She said, “Don’t be upset, but I really didn’t hear a fucking word that you just said”.
Now welcome to the mansion where the rats are rampant, cracks in the plaster the carpet hasn’t been vacuumed here for at least the last ten years, the idea’s so hard to imagine
The mansion, dark & it’s stagnant. Part of the charm yeah the garbage is stacked up. Smells like a landfill, ants in the trash-bin, excuse the mess but it’s cleaner than it has been.
Where no one ever has rent. Where no one ever has no food so they snatch it. Buy a loaf of bread & try go to bed & wake up to some crumbs & a tantrum.
Yeah, that’s the mansion. That’s the rats nest where I hang my hat yes.
That’s the address where the bills are sent & ignored, it could all be yours.
I gotta room for rent.
I’m about to kill somebody, I’m about to lose my head.
Can’t find my socks and the rooms a mess, it’s all good, when you thinking about moving in? I gotta room for rent.
Last week we had a break-in again. They came in and went, it’s crazy ‘cause they didn’t take anything. They must have felt bad for the way that we live ‘cause they left 20 bucks sticky taped to the fridge. I guess there’s really nothing to steal when half the furniture here has been built out of milk crates. Nothing works & the place is a real state. We ain’t Bill Gates, that’s why the bills late. That’s why the Real Estate hates us.
We get dirty looks from our neighbours
We get noise complaints from our neighbours
We get internet from our neighbours
Pull a crate up & make with the payment - yeah it’s part of the contract that you ain’t getting none of your bond back, but you can move in whenever suits you best. I gotta room for rent.
Okay look, lemme give you some ground rules to help you to deal with a house full of scoundrels;
You gotta learn how to lie, learn how to steal food & cover it up to survive. Remember, if there’s no name then you eat it but if it’s gotta name on then eat it but keep it a secret.
You gotta think like a genius.
It’s easier to throw away than clean it.
The shower works well though it smells gross. You ought to not get the water in your mouth though
& always try to keep your soap & your towel safe unless you wanna get close to your house mates.
Bin night is on Monday, or maybe Sunday, we just chuck it by the front gate & always try to pay rent a month late. It’s tradition.
Quick I gotta room for rent
Be careful with your housemates before you try to fill a square hole with a round shape. On the one hand there’s low rent, on the other you’ll wonder where most of your clothes went. It’s simple the house is a fish bowl.
The wow factor, wow what a shit hole
The mansion. I just came to say goodbye ‘cause he room for rent was mine….